NAME	Rex	Lucille
ALIAS(ES)	RexPug, PugBoy, Butthead, Hey You!	PugBaby, Black Shark, Stop That!
KIND	Pug, Fawn	Ebony Pugonian Princess
SIZE	22 lbs	That's not nice to ask a lady! (But I'm smaller than Lard-Ass over there!)
BIRTHPLACE & DATE	Unknown; c. 12/99, Northern California	5/16/00, San Lorenzo, CA
CURRENT LOCATION	San Francisco, California	San Francisco, California
ENTRY	July 17, 2000; Fell out of the sky...<poof!>	July 9, 2000; "Let's just go over and look at the puppy and then we'll decide."
ANCESTRY	Pug	Pug
OCCUPATION	Chief Pug a/k/a Rex Pugonius, King of the Pugs	Minister of Destruction
FAVORITE FOOD	Dog food, beef jerky, ice cream, sour cream, Nutro® sticks, couch.	You name it, I'll eat it!
FAVORITE ACTIVITY	Sleep, Eat, Cuddle, Spin, Snort, Sleep, Eat, etc.	Sleep, Eat, Raise Hell, Eat, Snort, Bark, Raise Hell, Eat, Sleep, etc.
FAVORITE BOOK	Loeb, Marshall and Stephen Kindel. Leadership for Dummies. IDG Books Worldwide, 1999.	Tie: • Sun-Tzu. The Art of War. (first published 1919) • Kiple, Kenneth F and Kriemhild C. Ornelas. The Cambridge World History of Food. Cambridge University Press, 2000.
FAVORITE MOVIE	Milo & Otis	The Exorcist, Jaws (all of 'em), Godzilla, and anything in which stuff blows up or gets eaten!
FAVORITE SONG	"Nobody Knows You When You're Down And Out" - B.B. King	"My Way" - Sid Vicious (not that pansy Sinatra version)
FAMOUS QUOTES	"Who farted?"	"You gonna eat that?"